[fic] Lucky Cat
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dcmk_yaoiTitle: Lucky Cat
Authour: Icka! M. Chif, much to her embarrassment.
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Kuroba Kaito, Kudo Shin'ichi
Disclaimer: Not mine, no permission, no money being made.
Authour Notes: Plunnie spawned after reading 'Fortune*Fortune' by Mizuki Jun, translated by Nakama. And having several requests for KaiShin/ShinKai for Wager Wins.
Thanks to Wren and MOrgan for the beta.
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clover_magic, sapphirus, who ever claims it first as their wager win can have it.
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"Happy Birthday to me." Shin'ichi muttered as he held up the gift his parents had sent him from where ever it was now. "Its not even my birthday."
And it was an unusual gift too. Why in the hell would he need a lucky cat statue? It wasn't even tricoloured for goodness' sake, just a black and white jelico with a red collar and a charm around its neck instead of a bell.
"Eh." Shin'ichi flicked the charm with a finger. "Lucky, huh?"
*POOF!*
Instead of a cat statue in his arms, he suddenly found himself holding a boy about his own age.
Well, if boys his own age had black ears and a long black tail with a white dot at the end of it. "Nyaah~!!!" The boy cheered.
Shin'ichi blinked. Rubbed his eyes with his fingertips. Looked again. Yup. Boy. Ears. Tail.
The cat-boy looked at him with large amethyst eyes. "You called, Master?"
"Eh?" Shin'ichi glared at the cat-boy suspiciously. "And you are?"
"Kaito. Lucky Cat God #1412." Kaito grinned, holding up the charm on his collar like it was an identification tag. "Here to make you lucky. You called me, nyah?"
Stupid parents, stupid gifts, stupid people. "No." Shin'ichi deadpanned, wadding up the paper the lucky cat statue had come in and tossed it towards the trash can. He missed, but Kaito was on it in a second, purring loudly as he batted the paper around.
Yup. Definitely a cat. He walked off.
"Nyahh!" Kaito dashed after him, tail waving madly. "Where are you going, Master?!
"Library." Shin'ichi deadpanned. "I don't need any wishes granted." After all, that was what mysterious magical people who appeared out of inanimate objects did, wasn't it?
"Nyah?" Kaito questioned.
"I'm decently well off, so I don't require money, I already have a girl I like and I'm a detective, which gives me the challenges and freedom I crave." Shin'ichi ticked off his fingers. "So I don't require any wishes granted."
He could see the cat-boy's ears droop. "Nyah~."
"So you may return to being a statue, or what ever it is that you are." Shin'ichi dismissed him, walking into the library. He'd been in the middle of a good book before the courier had interrupted to drop off the package.
Despite his dismissal, Kaito followed him into the library, sitting down on the sofa next to him. Shin'ichi gave him a not so subtle shove off the couch. "Animals stay off the furniture."
"Nyaaa~." Kaito sulked, sitting on the floor, his shoulders just brushing Shin'ichi's legs. Shin'ichi ignored him. If he ignored him, maybe the cat-boy would go away.
The cat-boy didn't go away. Kaito remained where he had been sitting. His ears twitched one way, and then the other. His tail waved in looping circles. He yawned, revealing a sharp set of teeth, then closed his eyes, apparently fast asleep.
Good. Shin'ichi continued reading his book. He didn't pay any attention to the cat when Kaito's head fell sideways, resting on his knee. He didn't notice when he started petting Kaito, scratching lightly behind the ears, or when Kaito began to purr, a soft soothing rumbling sound.
He also failed to notice when Kaito followed his scratching fingers, slowly climbing up on to the sofa next to Shin'ichi. Or when Kaito rested his head and paws in his lap, kneading slightly.
Shin'ichi did however notice Kaito's head under his shirt as the cat-boy's rough tongue slid across his skin. He frowned, preparing to push the cat off the sofa again. "Kai-ooohhh...."
The thought got distracted as Kaito's 'kneading' paws slipped past his waistband, undoing his trousers before callused pads slid across his sensitive cock. Shin'ichi arched his back as Kaito's rough tongue lapped at a nipple before working its way back down his chest, pausing to playfully nip at his bellybutton. Shin'ichi squirmed, grabbing the cat-boy's head and pushing it down where he wanted it.
Kaito snickered, the rumbling purr increasing as he licked the droplets of pre-come off the head of Shin'ichi's penis, like he was grooming a small kitten. Shin'ichi mewled appropriately, squirming as one of Kaito's paws gripped the base of his dick, claws prickling the skin, enough to be noticeable, but not enough to hurt or draw blood.
"Kai..." Shin'ichi tried to get the word out again as Kaito's other hand reached down and pressed a knuckle against the spot just behind the balls. Shin'ichi arched off the sofa as he came, Kaito purring in approval.
Kaito snickered quietly as Shin'ichi slumped back against the sofa, staring at the cat-boy with glazed eyes. Kaito smiled in return, idly cleaning one paw with his tongue. "Told you you were going to get lucky."
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Omake:
"Eh?" Shin'ichi glared at the cat-boy suspiciously. "And you are?"
"Kaito. UnLucky Cat God #1412." Kaito grinned, holding up the charm on his collar like it was an identification tag. "Here to bring bad luck. You called me, nyah?"
"No."
~POOF!~
When the cloud of smoke vanished, Shin'ichi's lanky form had disappeared, leaving a shrunken version of him behind.
"Well, shit." Conan growled.
Kaito shrugged. "Told you I was an Unlucky Cat God."
-fin-
Authour: Icka! M. Chif, much to her embarrassment.
Rating: Mature
Pairings: Kuroba Kaito, Kudo Shin'ichi
Disclaimer: Not mine, no permission, no money being made.
Authour Notes: Plunnie spawned after reading 'Fortune*Fortune' by Mizuki Jun, translated by Nakama. And having several requests for KaiShin/ShinKai for Wager Wins.
Thanks to Wren and MOrgan for the beta.
clover_magic, sapphirus, who ever claims it first as their wager win can have it.+++
"Happy Birthday to me." Shin'ichi muttered as he held up the gift his parents had sent him from where ever it was now. "Its not even my birthday."
And it was an unusual gift too. Why in the hell would he need a lucky cat statue? It wasn't even tricoloured for goodness' sake, just a black and white jelico with a red collar and a charm around its neck instead of a bell.
"Eh." Shin'ichi flicked the charm with a finger. "Lucky, huh?"
*POOF!*
Instead of a cat statue in his arms, he suddenly found himself holding a boy about his own age.
Well, if boys his own age had black ears and a long black tail with a white dot at the end of it. "Nyaah~!!!" The boy cheered.
Shin'ichi blinked. Rubbed his eyes with his fingertips. Looked again. Yup. Boy. Ears. Tail.
The cat-boy looked at him with large amethyst eyes. "You called, Master?"
"Eh?" Shin'ichi glared at the cat-boy suspiciously. "And you are?"
"Kaito. Lucky Cat God #1412." Kaito grinned, holding up the charm on his collar like it was an identification tag. "Here to make you lucky. You called me, nyah?"
Stupid parents, stupid gifts, stupid people. "No." Shin'ichi deadpanned, wadding up the paper the lucky cat statue had come in and tossed it towards the trash can. He missed, but Kaito was on it in a second, purring loudly as he batted the paper around.
Yup. Definitely a cat. He walked off.
"Nyahh!" Kaito dashed after him, tail waving madly. "Where are you going, Master?!
"Library." Shin'ichi deadpanned. "I don't need any wishes granted." After all, that was what mysterious magical people who appeared out of inanimate objects did, wasn't it?
"Nyah?" Kaito questioned.
"I'm decently well off, so I don't require money, I already have a girl I like and I'm a detective, which gives me the challenges and freedom I crave." Shin'ichi ticked off his fingers. "So I don't require any wishes granted."
He could see the cat-boy's ears droop. "Nyah~."
"So you may return to being a statue, or what ever it is that you are." Shin'ichi dismissed him, walking into the library. He'd been in the middle of a good book before the courier had interrupted to drop off the package.
Despite his dismissal, Kaito followed him into the library, sitting down on the sofa next to him. Shin'ichi gave him a not so subtle shove off the couch. "Animals stay off the furniture."
"Nyaaa~." Kaito sulked, sitting on the floor, his shoulders just brushing Shin'ichi's legs. Shin'ichi ignored him. If he ignored him, maybe the cat-boy would go away.
The cat-boy didn't go away. Kaito remained where he had been sitting. His ears twitched one way, and then the other. His tail waved in looping circles. He yawned, revealing a sharp set of teeth, then closed his eyes, apparently fast asleep.
Good. Shin'ichi continued reading his book. He didn't pay any attention to the cat when Kaito's head fell sideways, resting on his knee. He didn't notice when he started petting Kaito, scratching lightly behind the ears, or when Kaito began to purr, a soft soothing rumbling sound.
He also failed to notice when Kaito followed his scratching fingers, slowly climbing up on to the sofa next to Shin'ichi. Or when Kaito rested his head and paws in his lap, kneading slightly.
Shin'ichi did however notice Kaito's head under his shirt as the cat-boy's rough tongue slid across his skin. He frowned, preparing to push the cat off the sofa again. "Kai-ooohhh...."
The thought got distracted as Kaito's 'kneading' paws slipped past his waistband, undoing his trousers before callused pads slid across his sensitive cock. Shin'ichi arched his back as Kaito's rough tongue lapped at a nipple before working its way back down his chest, pausing to playfully nip at his bellybutton. Shin'ichi squirmed, grabbing the cat-boy's head and pushing it down where he wanted it.
Kaito snickered, the rumbling purr increasing as he licked the droplets of pre-come off the head of Shin'ichi's penis, like he was grooming a small kitten. Shin'ichi mewled appropriately, squirming as one of Kaito's paws gripped the base of his dick, claws prickling the skin, enough to be noticeable, but not enough to hurt or draw blood.
"Kai..." Shin'ichi tried to get the word out again as Kaito's other hand reached down and pressed a knuckle against the spot just behind the balls. Shin'ichi arched off the sofa as he came, Kaito purring in approval.
Kaito snickered quietly as Shin'ichi slumped back against the sofa, staring at the cat-boy with glazed eyes. Kaito smiled in return, idly cleaning one paw with his tongue. "Told you you were going to get lucky."
++++
Omake:
"Eh?" Shin'ichi glared at the cat-boy suspiciously. "And you are?"
"Kaito. UnLucky Cat God #1412." Kaito grinned, holding up the charm on his collar like it was an identification tag. "Here to bring bad luck. You called me, nyah?"
"No."
~POOF!~
When the cloud of smoke vanished, Shin'ichi's lanky form had disappeared, leaving a shrunken version of him behind.
"Well, shit." Conan growled.
Kaito shrugged. "Told you I was an Unlucky Cat God."
-fin-
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Date: 2006-07-21 03:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-21 04:32 am (UTC)I should be shot for that, really I should... #^^#
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Date: 2006-07-21 04:31 am (UTC)-we kinda scared David... #^^#
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Date: 2006-07-21 03:50 am (UTC)...xD; *waits for said 'rival' to show up and see what she thinks*
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Date: 2006-07-21 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-21 11:46 pm (UTC)*cackles manically*
-Like your Icon, BTW. ~_^
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Date: 2006-07-22 12:04 am (UTC)You're a DP fan??? o.ono subject
Date: 2006-07-23 09:34 am (UTC)Was kinda annoyed with the second season, them pushing Danny and Sam together all the time, kinda liked Sam and Tuck together. And the fact that they gave him a logo on his chest. Thought it was awesome that he didn't have one to begin with.
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Date: 2006-07-21 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-21 11:45 pm (UTC)WE DID IT ALL FOR THE PUNCHLINE!!!
... even write pornage. eh.
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Date: 2006-07-22 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-22 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-23 10:59 pm (UTC)Dunno, but it's usually cause we don't try to adverstise when we've done something pornish cause we're too embarrassed to.
Even if in this case, we did it all for the punchline. ^^;;
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Date: 2006-07-25 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-25 05:37 am (UTC)-The only pron fics we write generally tend to track me down, trip me up, hold a shotgun to my head and demand I type. We're just -not- comfortable writing pr0n. If we write it, we write it, but we've got other stuff that takes priority.
Sorry.
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Date: 2006-07-25 05:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-07-25 09:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-02 12:14 am (UTC)Very good tho, it's pretty hard to find the right kind of ShinXKai pr0n. I have one of those statues sitting on my computer, I had to put it in the desk drawer. I just couldn't look at it anymore XD
Awsome as always ^^
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Date: 2007-08-21 09:19 pm (UTC)Giggling? I didn't giggle per se, more like drooled all over the place.