Fic: Hickory Dickory Cock

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

This is all morgan_idril's fault. It started out as an INNOCENT comment while working on the latest TGZ chapter and kinda snowballed from there. -_-

Title: Hickory Dickory Cock
Authour: ickaimp and lil_1337 (she's got a GW version on her LJ)
Rating: MATURE
Warnings: Nursery Rhymes, perverted sense of humour.



Hickory Dickory Dock?
Kaito climbed up the Cock?
The Clock struck noon,
He came too soon!
Hickory Dickory Dock?

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck One
"Well, that was fun"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Two
"Oh fuckit, let's screw!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Three
"Sorry, gotta go pee"
Hickory Dickory Dock

( just joking )

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Three
"Don't move, let me"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Four
"Anymore and I'm gonna be sore"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Five
His dick came alive!
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Six
They threw Heiji into the mix!
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Seven
"I could grind until eleven!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Eight
"I'm coming so don't be late!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Nine
"Hey, wait! That's mine!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Ten
Down he slid again
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Eleven
"I've died and gone to heaven!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
Kaito climbed up the Cock
The clock struck Midnight
"My god, you're tight!"
Hickory Dickory Dock

Comments

[morgan-idril.livejournal.com]

I am honored.

but we love you anyway

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Ya pervert.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

:: dies ::

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

*is ded from laughter and bloodloss*

*headdesk*

[poe-nui.livejournal.com]

If Katie gets in trouble down the road for "twisted" nursery ryhmes... I'll know who to blame! *smirk*

[salted-rhubarb.livejournal.com]

*ded by giggling*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kiwee_/]

*joins the pile of dead bodies* Ah, that was too funny...