2nd anniversary fic - I blame Morgan

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Title: A Disturbing Image
Authour: Poe_Nui
Rating: G
Pairing: Black Red
Disclaimer: not mine
Author's Notes: For the second anniversary challenge.

Kaito cut through the park, enjoying the peace. Contrary to what certain detectives might think, Kaito definitely appreciated a restful afternoon. Ah, drat it, his favorite bench was occupied by a giggling couple dressed in black.

A wide-eyed Kaito found himself up the nearest tree before he'd consciously registered the identity of the "couple". Even with their backs to him, Kaito recognized the Black Ops assassins Gin and Vodka. Cautiously, he eased himself through the branches for a better look, and found his eyebrows rising of their own accord.

Gin and Vodka appeared to have a scarlet picnic basket...and a flamingo. Loud cheers, followed by high-fives began to punctuate the giggles. Kaito wasn't sure which was more disturbing, the brilliant red basket, the flamingo, or the hilarity. It looked like they had some type of small black projectile...
Then he saw their faces, and what was in the basket.

* * *

The note simply said, "Thought you'd appreciate this." It was signed by the Kaitou Kid.

Conan blinked doubtfully at the red envelope. He shrugged and slowly opened it. Inside there was a single photo. It was a picture of Gin and Vodka... their faces and black coats were dripping red. Shock held him frozen for a moment, then Conan began to snicker. The two Black Ops killers were having a watermelon seed-spitting contest.

Comments

[tdei.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, made me giggle. Very fun! *^^*

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Po'e? Darling? You are a sick, sick child.

*face palm*

[hyperchef.livejournal.com]

*cries with laughter* Beautiful. XDDDDDD The flamingo was the best part. *whistles innocently* Wonder what Gin and Vodka would have done if KID sent the flamingo to Conan as well? *ponder*