Fic: Nikendo

[soc_puppet]

Author: Socchan
Summary: Kazuha and Ran out for a drink.
Pairing: Implied Heiji/Okita.
Disclaimer: Not owned by I.
Notes: Craaaack. Also, the ending doesn't have quite the bite I was looking for, but it'll have to do. Title's meaning in the fic.
Fic: Nikendo

Kazuha walked into the bar half-dazed, plopped down in a seat next to Ran, and ordered something strong to drink. Ran looked amused but refrained from saying anything until Kazuha had gotten her drink and taken several large swallows.

"So, what's the occasion?" she asked at last. Kazuha set down her drink and mentally translated the question: What did Heiji do this time?

Ran and Kazuha had been getting together for drinks on Fridays ever since they were of age--about two years now. They had still gotten together on Fridays before then, but it was less frequently to drink and more often to watch movies and pig out on comfort food. It had started when Ran once again put together the pieces regarding Shin'ichi's disappearance and Conan's identity, only, instead of confronting the detective, had poured her soul out to the Kansai girl. Kazuha listened with a sympathetic ear, and helped cheer Ran up. The following week Kazuha came to Ran with a sob story about Heiji, beginning their tradition. Now they met once a week to complain about 'their' boys and drink to male stupidity.

"You first," Kazuha said, taking another swallow and savoring the burn. "Shin'ichi fess up yet, or ya still got the house guest?"

"No, Conan's still around," Ran admitted. "At the rate this is taking I worry that he'll be around when I'm in my thirties. Still, I've made a little more evidence public to him. I'll bet he's shaking in those high-powered shoes of his, dreading when I'll confront him."

Picturing this, Kazuha snickered into her drink. Few things could put her in a good mood like Shin'ichi's cover-up antics. "So what was it this time? His birthday? His favorite food?"

Ran smiled wryly. "His favorite color, actually. He flipped out when I said it was Shin'ichi's favorite, too." She eyed Kazuha over her own drink. "Your turn."

Kazuha sighed forlornly. "Okay, okay. Well, ya know how Heiji had this big tournament today?"

Ran hummed an affirmative into her drink.

"Well, he was takin' longer than usual in the changing room afterwards, so I decided ta check on him. Only when I opened the door, he was... busy."

"Busy?" Ran repeated.

Kazuha nodded. "Oh yeah. Busy. With Okita. Practicing the Two Sword Way."

Ran choked on her drink. When she got her breath back, she muttered, "Well. I, uh. That must have really sucked."

"I know!" Kazuha lamented. "I still can't believe I forgot my camera!"

Kazuha, Ran decided, taking another sip of her drink, was a very strange girl, but at least she had her priorities in order.

--Fin--

Okay, so, I take Shinkendo, right? And there's a two sword style. And one day some of the students were wondering why it wasn't called 'two sword style' in Japanese, the way practically everything else has Japanese names in Shinkendo. Apperantly, Nikendo is slang for gay sex.

x-posted to socchan.

Comments

[mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com]

Neeee-chaaaaaan X3

That. Was. So. GREAT! Seriously, I died of bloodloss. Through. Nose! XD

Apperantly, Nikendo is slang for gay sex.

Actually, I think I've heard that before... Can't remember where, though ^.^;a

[soc_puppet]

Ah, thank you~ ^_____^

Heh. Yeah, the mental images are kinda nice, aren't they?

I think I commented to Icka about it once last December, though I couldn't swear to it.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

Probably.
Ysabet was telling me about the fic and I commented 'two sword style' before she got there. ^^;;

Fun fic!!
Although a drunk Kazuha sounds scary... ^^;;

[soc_puppet]

*actually takes the time to look it up* Yup, here it is. You have a good memory ^_^

Thankfully, we don't have to deal with her too drunk yet.

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

**sputters** Ohhh, man..... You've just enlarged my vocabulary; that was marvelous. And it'd make a damn good several-parter, too..... **does big pleading Chibi-Eyes**

[soc_puppet]

Well, a larger vocabulary is always a good thing.

Eh? Multi-parter? Like how? Expanding on the backstory of Kazuha and Ran getting together over drinks? More of Heiji's Adventures in Homoerotica? Kazuha dealing with said adventures by using far too many sword puns and finding a way to get snapshots? *isn't quite getting it* (Well, actually, that last one I could see...)

...Talk to Icka about getting the Illustrated Prince Ichi up on your site and I'll see what I can do. *wants a bribe, whut*

[ysabet.livejournal.com]

Errrrr..... yes? All of the above? I was originally thinking of a sort of meeting-by-meeting shortfic thing, but ANY of the above would be lovely. **tries not to cheer too loudly about the Heiji's Adventures idea**

[soc_puppet]

...OKAY, BAD BRAIN, NO BISCUIT.

See, here's the thing. I started thinking about how, yeah, I could probably write pretty much all of the above, and the whole thing would be a collection of shorts about Kazuha and her relationship with Heiji (be it what it may), including Heiji's Adventures in Homoerotica. And then I thought about how, well, I could at least do Heiji's Adventures, since I've been meaning to try my hand pencil something-that-can't-be-turned-into-innuendo-and-still-pertains-to-writing at gay sex. And then I remembered that, wait, before I did anything else I was going to do that Black-and-White Magician!Sex thing, because Sexy Losers makes the idea far too funny. And then, I don't know how, I thought of Conan meeting and being sumarily traumatized by Shuichi and the Suicide Girl AND NOW I CAN'T GET THE IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD.

So, uh, yes. I'll probably eventually get to one or more of the mentioned stories/expansions, but right now I have to scrub my brain out very thoroughly.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

...Talk to Icka about getting the Illustrated Prince Ichi up on your site and I'll see what I can do. *wants a bribe, whut*

¬_¬ @ ysabet

If the boss says so.
But I get cookies out of it. Nyah.

[soc_puppet]

*is also ¬_¬ @ ysabet* Yeah, see, when I first showed her early last November she says, "when it's done I'll set 'em up for viewing (with her permission, of course)". And I'm like, absolutely ^___^ And then I never hear another word about it =_= I mean, yeah, it's fine if they don't go up, and I'll probably end up writing the fics anyway, but I would like to know for sure. I just want it to have a home is all ;_;

If you do, you will get major cookies. Really really big ones. With gay sex chocolate chips and everything.

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Kazuha, Ran decided, taking another sip of her drink, was a very strange girl, but at least she had her priorities in order.

BWAHAHAHA! So great! :: much love ::

And just another reason why I'm convinced that Heiji, gay or straight, is a closet freak. :: nods ::

[gracie-musica.livejournal.com]

Love your icon, btw! So great...

[soc_puppet]

Thanks ^__^

Yeah, Heiji's a real nutbar. I need to work with him more often.

Hee hee, I'm rather fond if it myself ^_^

[mariechar.livejournal.com]

Kazuha, Ran decided, taking another sip of her drink, was a very strange girl, but at least she had her priorities in order.

Haha!! love this!

[soc_puppet]

Nice priorities, aren't they? ^___^ And thanks!