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I have brought an answer to the 2 year challenge fic.
I-I think...
XD
THATS WHAT I'm calling it!

Title: Farmer boy
Fandom: MK
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing
Rating: G for crackiness
Summary: Saguru takes Kaito to an amusement park.

Hakuba Saguru sighed heavily.

I knew today would be a horrible day…he made a mental note to do something dreadful to his mother for thinking of it.
Kuroba Kaito and Amusement Parks in a foreign country are bad.
Oh...very bad...
The energetic magician, who, when in a crowd, around loud noises action everywhere, will become more energetic, was like a four year old on speed at Christmas.
The blond detective wished he had put a leash on the boy.
After loosing him for the eighth time he decided to just tell the boy to go nuts and meet him at the funnel cake stand near the log ride.
After that, Hakuba Saguru never saw the Japanese boy again.
After forty five minutes and two funnel cakes Saguru sighed and went to ride the water ride.
It wasn't until after he purchased his poncho and was about to step into the log when, over the loud speaker he heard his name come out of the air.
"Attention! We have a lost boy! If there is a Hakuba Saguru you're child is at the lost and-SAGURU-CHAN!" Oh...my god...Hakuba recognized that shrill voice. "SAGURU-CHAN! HELP ME I'M LOST AND ALONE AND I'M WET!" The half Japanese was barely able to keep up with rapid Japanese. "THIS LADY IS TRYING TO GET ME! SAVE ME SAGURU! SAVE ME!"
Saguru shuddered as he climbed into the log.
"God..." the attendant said, looking up at the speaker. "Wouldn't it suck to be that 'Hakuba Saguru' guy?"
The blond pulled his plastic hood up over his head, then moving the clear material back around his wrist. "Absolutely dreadful. I feel sorry for the bloke. Wonder if he just left his kid here."
"That would be horrible!" the attendant looked down at him, "You ready?"

The blond nodded. "I would."

III

Saguru smiled, tucking his trusty poncho away as he walked in the direction of a roller coaster, wondering whether he should ride it now, or wait till after he played one of the little games and win Aoko a teddy bear.

III

"Three hours! Three! Three bloody hours I waited for you to pick me up from lost and found! THREE!" Kaito thrust three fingers in Saguru's face, scowling. "Three."
"And I waited an hour for you at the funnel stand. I searched for you for hours before that. You deserved it."
"Bastard!"
Saguru paid him no mind as he walked off aimlessly, wondering if they had one of those scrambler type rides, and if his funnel cakes will want to stay down if he rode it.

III

Saguru had enough of Kaito's games of hide and seek, scavenger hunts and mini explosions in the park.
And so were the faculty.
After a seven hour excursion through the Thorpe Amusement Park, Hakuba Saguru escorted the newest 'band for life' Kuroba Kaito, who had his head bowed in shame.
At least he did till they made it into the cab where Kaito thusly turned around and stuck his tongue out at the park he would never step foot in again.

Now Saguru lay on his bed, sighing heavily, cursing his mother for putting the idea that taking the magician to an amusement park would be 'fun.'
"Hakuba!" he groaned as he heard a whine come through his door.
"What, Kaito?"
"We have a slight problem."

The blonde's eyes narrowed, "What did you take."

"Nothing! Nothing like that. It's just..." he quirked his eyebrow as the full Japanese boy blushed. "I can't get my shirt off."

Saguru smirked. "Well then...I guess you're in a bit of a pickle then."

"Saguru!" The brunette whined.
Saguru smiled, lifting himself off the bed, grabbing the bottom of Kaito's shirt. He stopped.
"You're hot..." he mused.
"Please keep your hormones to yourself."
Saguru rolled his eyes, poking Kaito's arm. "Don'ttouchme!"
He smirked, "What was that? I don't speak spit fire Japanese. Come again?" he poked him harder on the other arm.
Kaito wheeze. "Please. Do. Not. Touch. Anything. But. The. Cotton."
Saguru snickered, "You're all red. Why did you wear a black shirt to a theme park? Black attracts heat."
"Thank you for the physics lesson." he snarled. "Please help me before I murder you."
"Hold on. Lift your arms."
Kaito looked at the blond dumbly. "I can't. That's the problem."
"Kaito, I can't get the shirt off if you don't move your arms from your side."
Kaito's eyes went wide. "Are you sure?"
"Yes. Here, lemme help you."
"Be careful!" Saguru rolled his eyes as he carefully ran his hands up Kaito's pink skin. "Kaito, this will hurt." He whispered in his ear.
Kaito looked the other boy in his eyes. "Please be gentle. I'm fragile." Saguru felt his heart rate pick up as well as the pulse in Kaito's arms. He leaned in closer to the brunette, lips brushing lightly over one another's. Saguru smirked as Kaito relaxed into him. "I'll treat you I treat my Maurice Leblanc books."
Kaito snapped out of his trance, "Shit- Ahh!" he screamed as his shirt was ripped from his body. "My god Hakuba! Are you trying to kill me?"
The said man laughed. "Sorry Kaito I couldn't...resist..." Saguru looked at the boy in front of him.
And fell on the ground in hysterics.
"What are you laughing at!?"
It was a few minutes before the detective could speak. "You...Your...your arm..."
Kaito scowled at the blonde's unusual incoherency.”What are you-?" Kaito stared in horror.
From his mid forearm and down, was red.
Lobster red. And from the the mid forearm and up, up to his collar bone and to his other mid forearm, was white.
Glowing white.
"What happ-happ-happened to me!?"
Saguru still couldn't control himself. "Far-Farmer's tan."
Kaito scowled, eyes still not believing what he saw. He pointed an accused finger at the man on the ground. "You did this to me!"
Saguru laughed harder.
"Bugger you!" with that, Kaito stormed off to his own room.
"Oh Kaito!" Saguru managed, to raise himself off the floor to his door frame, leaning on in it heavily. "Don't forget not to wear a shirt with shorter sleeves! It's most unbecoming!" Saguru successfully dodged the shoe being thrown at him by falling to the ground once again.

III

Thorpe Amusement Park is REAL! http://www.thorpepark.com/
I think that its to the challenge cause of the black t-shirt and the red skin. If it's not then It's not. I still love it. ^_^

Maurice Leblanc is the author of the Aresene Lupin Series if you didn't know.
Um...what else...OH! XD I live where the famer's tan is a common place. At least Kaito doesn't do as my brother and burn his chest when wearing a T-shirt.
I wrote this in the L-j cut thing so it might not be the best, but i transferred it to MW because I knew that i didnt spell poncho right. (i dont think i spelled it right there...) *shrugs*