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dcmk_yaoi | Yo, boys and girls, I, Heiji Hattori, have an important announcement to make. You see the icon here? |
THIS ONE?
What do ye all think it says?
For me...
It says SHIP US.
So come on now, tell brother Heiji where to find the ficcage.
Feel free to use both icons by the way. Credit for them goes to
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Date: 2008-06-11 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-06-11 10:32 pm (UTC)Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Date: 2008-06-11 11:50 pm (UTC)*flees*
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Date: 2008-06-12 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-12 12:10 pm (UTC)Not that he wouldn't enjoy it. ♥
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:01 pm (UTC)You should TOTALLY write that. XD **flings plunny at dagronrat and runs away, cackling**
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Date: 2008-06-12 03:38 pm (UTC)*stares at plunny*
Right. How do I feed this thing already? 8D;;
*stares at other Heishin plunny that's doing puppy eyes* URGH!
You evil woman! DX
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Date: 2008-06-12 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-12 12:44 am (UTC)Heiji tops Kaito. At last! *shot*
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Date: 2008-06-12 01:06 am (UTC)ooo... now you're making me wanna write three-some.... after this crack!fic...
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Date: 2008-06-12 04:34 am (UTC)Doitdoitdoit, Icka!
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:19 am (UTC)Will go and ferret there after I've got some sleep. Thanks. ^__^
Recent scans make for strong HeiShin urges.
Drive-by smut
Date: 2008-06-12 10:45 pm (UTC)He would have pinched himself to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, if he could have. His being tied to a chair kind of prevented that. But being tied to a chair was a small price to pay for the show that was going on in front of him.
Gods, was it worth it.
Kaito and Kudo, Kudo and Kaito, Kaito's hair sweat slicked and sticking to his scalp and Kudo's hair sticking up from all the mussing, naked to the waist and so intertwined that he couldn't always figure out which one was which, nor did he care all that much to figure it out. Just so long as they kept making out in front of him.
A pair of hands reached down and undid the top button on the other one's pants, exposing a stripe of skin and Heiji groaned as fingers hovered above the zipper. It wasn't fair, it really wasn't fair.
"I think Hattori's nearing his limit." One of the tricksters commented and the other one laughed, a low deep chuckle as mischievous blue eyes twinkled at him.
"Should we relieve him of his discomfort?" The other asked, with the same voice, then leaned down to flick a peaked nipple with a flash of pink tongue. The first one shivered, running a hand down the second one's long lean back.
"Not just yet." The first one says, evilly, diabolically, and Heiji swears he's going to start planning revenge upon them both as soon as the blood returns to his uppermost head.
The second one chuckles, drawing the first into a kiss and Heiji swears he sees tongue. "You're so evil."
Heiji grits his teeth and curses the zipper on his pants for being too tight, too confining. "I'm going to get you for this." He swears.
The not-twins break apart. "Ohhhh?" They drawl together, looking at him with identical round gazes of innocence. One of them rolls backwards, separating them and they both crawl forward, until their chins are resting on Heiji's thighs, looking up at him with those blue eyes.
"And just what-"
"-are you going to do-"
"-to us?"
The last phrase is said together and Heiji can feel goosebumps prickle his skin, feeling strangely like he has just become prey.
Both Kudo and Kaito smile up at him.
Oh gods, he's going to die.
But as they start sliding their hands up his legs and towards his annoying zipper, he can't help but think it's one hell of a way to go.
-fin-
la-la-la-la *wanders off*
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Date: 2008-06-13 11:14 am (UTC)Oh gosh. The mental image of two identical Shinichi/Kaito beings leering. Scary. XDD
Heiji's bark is worse than his bite it seems. X3
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Date: 2008-06-12 11:24 pm (UTC)The Brownish Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Heiji strode along the path, making for Shining Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Blond Jewel, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Foot.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his jewel-like leaf just in time to face the tawny man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck fearfully, and Heiji barely raised his leaf to meet the attack. They fought long and sadly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Heiji found himself forced to one knee, the man's leaf pressed to his pale hand. "I am Shinichi of Shining Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Blond Jewel. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you around a tree."
But Heiji had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his leaf with a twist, overpowered Shinichi and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Heiji said, looking down upon him.
Shinichi's head shimmered like the terror you feel when a cliff-edge drops from beneath your feet. "I have underestimated you, Heiji. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Heiji's desire was enflamed. His hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to go Shinichi like a ferret. Heiji caressed Shinichi's dark head and he responded. They came together happily, and their joining was as brilliant as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet box!" Heiji groaned and gone Shinichi as delightedly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Heiji said. "That's where I put the Blond Jewel for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed delicately on the grass, forgetful of all but their clear love. "We will stay together forever," Shinichi said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Foot never got the Blond Jewel and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Date: 2008-06-13 07:22 am (UTC)... Y'know, right up to that point, I was picturing Saguru as 'the Blond Jewel'. Then my brain just hurt.
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Date: 2008-06-13 12:06 pm (UTC)That is... Wonderful crack, actually. XDDD
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Date: 2008-06-13 02:33 pm (UTC)Have a possible nekked Shin (or is it Kai?) instead.
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Date: 2008-06-15 07:27 pm (UTC)Loaner? *curious*
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Date: 2008-06-16 05:11 am (UTC)Kid being Kid and nosy and possessive shows up to see what happened to tantei-kun. Discovers wall decorations. Is of course unable to resist playing with his cute doppelganger.
Ran shows up at some point during the porn. Somehow convinces Kid to stop in for regular
showsvisits.If Heiji wanders in, it would probably involve a Ran and Kazuha conspiracy....
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Date: 2008-06-16 12:53 pm (UTC)I second silverdragon. >D
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Date: 2008-06-16 02:24 pm (UTC)...THough writing porn in class could be fun....
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Date: 2008-06-14 12:22 am (UTC)... also, Shin'ichi wears Heiji's hat for most of the chapter. XD
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Date: 2008-06-25 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-14 05:32 pm (UTC)Heeeeeeeeeeee!!
Thank you Icka~ ^___^
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Date: 2008-07-28 05:01 am (UTC)WHERE ARE THE FICS I NEED THEM!
Kaito is nice, but I want some pure Heiji and Shinici/Conan lovin!
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Date: 2009-07-17 10:06 pm (UTC)I'm searching everywhere for some fanfiction but alas, I can't seem to find much at all