Fic: The Hazards of Dating Magicians
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dcmk_yaoiAuthor: Socchan
Summary: Kaito brings magic to the bedroom. Parody.
Notes: Inspired as a direct result of writing Icka's cookie and having read Sexy Losers beforehand.
Rating: MA/Not Safe for Work (but nothing very explicit. Er, I think).
Disclaimer: Magic Kaito and Sexy Losers (inspiration only) are not mine.
Fic: The Hazards of Dating Magicians
Hakuba knew that he was in for an unusual life when he started dating a magician. He just didn't know that it would extend to sex.
While he had no objections to the things Kaito could do with scarves, and the escapable handcuffs added a whole new level to some of their activities, there were some things that just didn't do it for him.
Above him, Kaito moved down his body and reached between Hakuba's legs. "Well, well, what do we have here?" he murmured. Hakuba gasped as probing fingers reached and appeared to pull an unopened tube of lubricant from a very personal place. "It appears that you're already prepared, Hakuba-kun," Kaito purred.
Hakuba groaned and arched under him impatiently. "Get on with it!" At least this wasn't as bad as the incident with the miniature guillotine; Hakuba hadn't been able to get it up for days after that.
--Fin--
...I'm sorry, I just had to. The punchline enabled me! D:
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Summary: Kaito brings magic to the bedroom. Parody.
Notes: Inspired as a direct result of writing Icka's cookie and having read Sexy Losers beforehand.
Rating: MA/Not Safe for Work (but nothing very explicit. Er, I think).
Disclaimer: Magic Kaito and Sexy Losers (inspiration only) are not mine.
Fic: The Hazards of Dating Magicians
Hakuba knew that he was in for an unusual life when he started dating a magician. He just didn't know that it would extend to sex.
While he had no objections to the things Kaito could do with scarves, and the escapable handcuffs added a whole new level to some of their activities, there were some things that just didn't do it for him.
Above him, Kaito moved down his body and reached between Hakuba's legs. "Well, well, what do we have here?" he murmured. Hakuba gasped as probing fingers reached and appeared to pull an unopened tube of lubricant from a very personal place. "It appears that you're already prepared, Hakuba-kun," Kaito purred.
Hakuba groaned and arched under him impatiently. "Get on with it!" At least this wasn't as bad as the incident with the miniature guillotine; Hakuba hadn't been able to get it up for days after that.
--Fin--
...I'm sorry, I just had to. The punchline enabled me! D:
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Date: 2005-10-21 06:31 pm (UTC)GUILLATINE! *falls over, laughing*
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Date: 2005-10-21 06:38 pm (UTC)Seriously, though. When I was younger, my family went out to a restaurant; at the restaurant there was a magician performing while people waited for their food. He took out this little guillotine and sliced a carrot in half; then he asked for a volunteer to put his or her finger in the hot spot. I knew, intellectually, that it wasn't going to be chopped off, but damned if I was going to risk it! We made Dad do it in the end ;)
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Date: 2005-10-22 12:58 am (UTC)*MOrgan makes inquiring usounds from the other room*
*Icka covers mouth and looks guilty*
Yup. That's one sex life that probably would rarely be boring... #^^#
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Date: 2005-10-22 03:21 am (UTC)'Specially if they keep on insisting on making out--and more--in public.